thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
The Olympian is in my bed
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
Randomize
