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i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough

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(845): View more from New York

I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"

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(404): View more from Georgia

I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.

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(778): View more from British Columbia

we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"

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(770): View more from Georgia

We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?

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(479): View more from Arkansas

I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...

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(651): View more from Minnesota

so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.

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