I am going to give you the keys to my place
Then I'll give you the keys to my heart
Gag me
what if I'm pregnant?
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Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
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