her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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