rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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