i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
My hand turned me down
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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