Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
Of course I have a pirate flag
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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