Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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