it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
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