we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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