I am puke
I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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