I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
Randomize