Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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