so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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