I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
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