I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
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