I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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