dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
I smell stomach acid.
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
Randomize