: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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