Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
Randomize
