It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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