I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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