i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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