I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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