how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
Randomize
