Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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