OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
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