butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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