Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
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