he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
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