So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
Randomize
