A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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