also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
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