Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
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