Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
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