My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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