i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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