then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
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