So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
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