dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
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