playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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