Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
home. puking in laundry basket.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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