I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Betty ford says i'm here all night
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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