So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
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