Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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