I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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