why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
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