I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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