im drinking this country out of the recession.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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