Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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