It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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