What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
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