Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
Randomize
