I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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