now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
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